Well, I'm leaving.
Without deviations, I really don't see any need to stay.
It's been fun.

I most likely won't miss any of you, and more than likely none of you will notice I'm gone.

I didn't come much anyway, so I guess this was just the motivation I needed to let go.
I asked the staff why, but it won't really change anything at this point. So may I once and for all bid you all adieu.

On the off chance that someone is actually reading this, I hope you are struck by lightning.